svirdilu | PVP Waffle House Meme Code

(for masterofthepen's meme - I did not write any of these prompts!)

PVP WAFFLE HOUSE MEME
		BREAKFAST

All-Star
Premise

Inspired by the RP venue on Balmung, your character arrives at the Waffle House, presumably, for waffles. Maybe with a side of ass-kicking? If you want those sweet, fluffy waffles, you're gonna have to fight for them!

HOW TO PLAY:

Comment with your character, preferences, etc.
All characters welcome! Feel free to AU crosscanon characters into the FFXIV setting.
Reply to others and roll the RNG to pick your prompt.
This is a crack meme. Everything operates on Hildibrand logic. The laws of physics need not apply, continuity is for losers, and reality bends to whatever is deemed funniest at the time.
Roll the RNG to resolve your fights or work out a resolution yourself. I'm not your mom, figure it out.
Don't get butthurt if you lose the match. PvP Waffle House is open 24/7 and there's always a chance for a rematch.
Be excellent to each other and have fun!

PROMPTS:

01. I swordfight my ex in a Denny's parking lot

You heard your ex was hanging out at the Waffle House and you wanna give it another go, but they don't seem to keen on getting back together. Or maybe they sent you a callout post, and now you're here to kick their ass. Whatever the reason, there's no peaceful resolution in sight.

02. Can I please get a waffle?

You're one of the fools that actually came to the Waffle House for waffles, of all things! You don't wanna get involved in a fight, but one of the patrons suddenly has a beef with you, and now it's go time! Alternatively, you and your friends miraculously manage to stay out of worst of the fighting, but now you have to figure out how you're gonna get out of here unscathed. Are you willing to duck out without being served a single waffle?

03. Double Trouble

You show up at the Waffle House only to meet face-to-face with... yourself?! Maybe it's your future self come to rectify some awful mistake, or maybe your past self ended up in the wrong timeline. Alternate reality? Evil clone? Long lost twin? Shard from another world? Whatever the reason, they're mad about something, and you're at the center of it. Time to draw your sword and fight for your honor, for there can be only one!

04. A Duel by Any Other Name

We use the term PvP loosely here, and we get it, not all of you folks are combat-inclined. So consider this the opportunity to flex on your opponent in unconventional ways. Maybe you wanna battle it out duel disk style a la Yu-Gi-Oh? Or lay down some sick rhymes in a rap battle? Dueling violins? Cooking contest? Who can shovel the most waffles down their gullet without passing out? Anything goes!

05. Back from the Dead

You put down your worst enemy ages ago, and now they've suddenly appeared for a rematch. How did they get here? Who knows, and who cares! You're about to go for round two, and this time, you're gonna put them in the ground permanently. Alternatively, you're the one that got sent to an early grave, and now that you've got the chance to go one-on-one with your killer, you're not about to miss out on the opportunity.

06. Custody Battle

You and your opponent are fighting over ownership of something. Whether its bitter divorcees fighting over who gets the kids or you're ex-roommates trying to decide who gets to leave with the Xbox, there's some object at stake, and you're not about to leave this Waffle House empty-handed!

07. Turf War

You belong to some organization, whether a Grand Company, a mercenary group, the mafia, etc. (Or maybe you just root really, really hard for a sports team...) You show up to the Waffle House, but who do you find? Your bitter rivals from across the tracks, and they're on your turf! You're not about to let that stand, are you?

08. Waffle House Employee

You work here. No, really, you do! See the apron and stupid hat? When did you start working here? Doesn't matter! But the first rule of PvP Waffle House: you do not talk about PvP Waffle House. Second rule of PvP Waffle House: you do not talk about PvP Waffle House! Third rule of PvP Waffle House: don't serve anyone unless they can defeat you in single-combat!

09. Wildcard

Pick and choose from above, or make something up! I ain't here to police your fun, so go for it!

NOW HIRING:

Please pick up an application from the manager.
Skills required: Customer service, professionalism, verbal communication, and at least 3 months of battle/adventuring experience. Must be willing to challenge patrons to PvP so they can earn their waffles.

Code:

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<div style="padding: 35px 15px 15px 15px; background-color:#e6f9ff; border-radius:20px; font-size:1.1em;">Inspired by the RP venue on Balmung, your character arrives at the Waffle House, presumably, for waffles. Maybe with a side of ass-kicking? If you want those sweet, fluffy waffles, you're gonna have to fight for them!</div></td>

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<ul style="margin-left: -10px; "><li><span style="font-size: small;">Comment with your character, preferences, etc.</span></li><li><span style="font-size: small;">All characters welcome! Feel free to AU crosscanon characters into the FFXIV setting.</span></li><li><span style="font-size: small;">Reply to others and roll the RNG to pick your prompt.</span></li><li><span style="font-size: small;">This is a crack meme. Everything operates on Hildibrand logic. The laws of physics need not apply, continuity is for losers, and reality bends to whatever is deemed funniest at the time.</span></li><li><span style="font-size: small;">Roll the RNG to resolve your fights or work out a resolution yourself. I'm not your mom, figure it out.</span></li><li><span style="font-size: small;">Don't get butthurt if you lose the match. PvP Waffle House is open 24/7 and there's always a chance for a rematch.</span></li><li><span style="font-size: small;">Be excellent to each other and have fun!</span></li></ul></div>
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<div style="padding: 15px; background-color:#ffff66; border-radius:15px; box-shadow: 1px 1px 2px #000; text-align:center; font-weight:bold; font-size:1.1em;">01. I swordfight my ex in a Denny's parking lot
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You heard your ex was hanging out at the Waffle House and you wanna give it another go, but they don't seem to keen on getting back together. Or maybe they sent you a callout post, and now you're here to kick their ass. Whatever the reason, there's no peaceful resolution in sight.
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<div style="padding: 15px; background-color:#ffff66; border-radius:15px; box-shadow: 1px 1px 2px #000; text-align:center; font-weight:bold; font-size:1.2em;">02. Can I please get a waffle?</div>
<div style="padding: 15px; ">
You're one of the fools that actually came to the Waffle House for waffles, of all things! You don't wanna get involved in a fight, but one of the patrons suddenly has a beef with you, and now it's go time! Alternatively, you and your friends miraculously manage to stay out of worst of the fighting, but now you have to figure out how you're gonna get out of here unscathed. Are you willing to duck out without being served a single waffle?
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<div style="background-color:#e6f9ff; border-radius:20px;"> 
<div style="padding: 15px; background-color:#ffff66; border-radius:15px; box-shadow: 1px 1px 2px #000; text-align:center; font-weight:bold; font-size:1.2em;">03. Double Trouble</div>
<div style="padding: 15px; ">
You show up at the Waffle House only to meet face-to-face with... yourself?! Maybe it's your future self come to rectify some awful mistake, or maybe your past self ended up in the wrong timeline. Alternate reality? Evil clone? Long lost twin? Shard from another world? Whatever the reason, they're mad about something, and you're at the center of it. Time to draw your sword and fight for your honor, for there can be only one!
</div>
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<br/>

<div style="background-color:#e6f9ff; border-radius:20px;"> 
<div style="padding: 15px; background-color:#ffff66; border-radius:15px; box-shadow: 1px 1px 2px #000; text-align:center; font-weight:bold; font-size:1.2em;">04. A Duel by Any Other Name</div>
<div style="padding: 15px; ">
We use the term PvP loosely here, and we get it, not all of you folks are combat-inclined. So consider this the opportunity to flex on your opponent in unconventional ways. Maybe you wanna battle it out duel disk style a la Yu-Gi-Oh? Or lay down some sick rhymes in a rap battle? Dueling violins? Cooking contest? Who can shovel the most waffles down their gullet without passing out? Anything goes!
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<div style="background-color:#e6f9ff; border-radius:20px;"> 
<div style="padding: 15px; background-color:#ffff66; border-radius:15px; box-shadow: 1px 1px 2px #000; text-align:center; font-weight:bold;  font-size:1.2em">05. Back from the Dead
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<div style="padding: 15px; ">
You put down your worst enemy ages ago, and now they've suddenly appeared for a rematch. How did they get here? Who knows, and who cares! You're about to go for round two, and this time, you're gonna put them in the ground permanently. Alternatively, you're the one that got sent to an early grave, and now that you've got the chance to go one-on-one with your killer, you're not about to miss out on the opportunity.
</div>
</div>

<br/>

<div style="background-color:#e6f9ff; border-radius:20px;"> 
<div style="padding: 15px; background-color:#ffff66; border-radius:15px; box-shadow: 1px 1px 2px #000; text-align:center; font-weight:bold; font-size:1.2em;">06. Custody Battle</div>
<div style="padding: 15px; ">
You and your opponent are fighting over ownership of something. Whether its bitter divorcees fighting over who gets the kids or you're ex-roommates trying to decide who gets to leave with the Xbox, there's some object at stake, and you're not about to leave this Waffle House empty-handed!
</div>
</div>

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<div style="background-color:#e6f9ff; border-radius:20px;"> 
<div style="padding: 15px; background-color:#ffff66; border-radius:15px; box-shadow: 1px 1px 2px #000; text-align:center; font-weight:bold; font-size:1.2em;">07. Turf War</div>
<div style="padding: 15px; ">
You belong to some organization, whether a Grand Company, a mercenary group, the mafia, etc. (Or maybe you just root really, really hard for a sports team...) You show up to the Waffle House, but who do you find? Your bitter rivals from across the tracks, and they're on your turf! You're not about to let that stand, are you?
</div>
</div>

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<div style="background-color:#e6f9ff; border-radius:20px;"> 
<div style="padding: 15px; background-color:#ffff66; border-radius:15px; box-shadow: 1px 1px 2px #000; text-align:center; font-weight:bold; font-size:1.2em;">08. Waffle House Employee</div>
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You work here. No, really, you do! See the apron and stupid hat? When did you start working here? Doesn't matter! But the first rule of PvP Waffle House: you do not talk about PvP Waffle House. Second rule of PvP Waffle House: you do not talk about PvP Waffle House! Third rule of PvP Waffle House: don't serve anyone unless they can defeat you in single-combat!
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<td style="padding:15px 10px 0px 30px; font-size:1.4em; font-weight:bold; color: #990000;">NOW HIRING:</td>
<td style="padding:15px 30px 0px 10px;">Please pick up an application from the manager.<br/>Skills required: Customer service, professionalism, verbal communication, and at least 3 months of battle/adventuring experience. Must be willing to challenge patrons to PvP so they can earn their waffles.</td>

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